After Midnight

 That's right....

the boy elf is the naughty one,

NOT ME!

But, I needed to look around to get my bearings on this huge house which is now where I live,

so once the lights were out and the lady of the house had retired to her boudoir for the night,

you know... after midnight....

 well, I snooped around.

 I didn't mean to.... but that last Christmas cookie looked so good that, well...

I ate it!

 and I'm not sorry I did either, so I left no note of apology for the lady,

I just ate it

and enjoyed it.

Humans eat too much during this time of the year anyway,

so I was doing her a favor by getting rid of those unneeded calories that she is probably always

swearing at anyway.

*burp*

 The pantry door was left ajar and easy to open for an elf,

and I found some great guys to party with in there.

Smirnoff, Barcardi, Jack ...

 we had a swinging good time

and I'm glad I opted to wear my Christmas party snowflake skirt that the lady bought me.

It was a smash hit with the guys!

 Even Jose told me how special it was.

*hic*

You know Jose, right?

He's such a Casanova and girls need to watch out for him after midnight!

So, let's hear it for the boys!

They welcomed me with open bottles arms, and now I am feeling completely and utterly at home here!